I Am Amazing.

So, I have this Myspace page. I don't really frequent it all that often except to occasionally see if anyone has added me as a friend or left an ego-stroking comment for me. I'll tell you though, I must be the hottest guy on Myspace because I always get friend requests (we're talkin' three or four a day!!) from girls with avatars that show them in sexy outfits. They may not be very descriptive on their pages, but I know they care. Lucky me you say? That's right, lucky me.